Huidh! Coves and blones!
Got your Official Bord Stiureadh na h-AGOFR Calendar 2011 yet?
For those not in the know The Bord is the regulatory body responsible for monitoring the AGOFR industry. They ensure the quality of any “music” is maintained well below tolerable standards and that the subject matter of all “songs” is kept to a narrow range of Leodhasach-centric topics such as sheep, tractors, sgadan ‘s buntata and getting the cuiream.
And chust what is AGOFR?
Well, it refers to Avante Gaelic Obscurist Folk Rock a form of “music”, characterised by blinkered and parochial Outer Hebridean subject matter, combined with “unique” musicianship and “laxay-daisical” production values which arose in the Isle of Lewis in the late 1970s and continues today exemplified by chief exponents of the genre, Stornoway coves the Dun Ringles and Sandwick supergroup The Guireans (Pronounced Goo-thans)
This fantastic but entirely free PDF calendar contains pictyursh of many scenic sights of AGOFRic interest in Sandwick, Stornoway and Parkend. It also tackles the hot topics such a AGOFR fashion houses Smiths and Nazir Bros. as well as listing all significant AGOFR and island-related dates so that you can organise the life that you probably don’t have if you’re reading this.
The Croft predicts that the AGOFR Calendar will be a must-have for the offices of top business movers and shakers across the globe in 2010. And it’s not even next year yet.
If you want one let me know via firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll pass on your details to the Bord who will do the rest…